December 2009
27 posts
festivus miracles
Another growing tradition, although not used by all celebrants of the holiday, is the phenomenon of the Festivus Miracle. Mentioned twice in the original episode, the miracles were declared by Cosmo Kramer during the Festivus celebration in the Costanza household.
Miracle #1;
Sleazy Guy: “Hello again, Miss Benes.”Elaine Benes: “What are you doing here?”Sleazy Guy:...
birth of festivus
Frank Costanza: "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Cosmo Kramer: "What happened to the doll?"
Frank Costanza: "It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!"
Kramer: "That must have been some doll."
Frank Costanza: "She was."
My life is perfect.
popquizkid2006:
Eddie. Purring kittens. The semester ending. Making art. I couldn’t be happier.
im glad to see this change in mood. glad things are looking up for you!
things i've learned
somehowsomeway:
bringtheruckuss:
if a mexican invites you to a party you should definatly go, it will be the best night of your life.
don’t confuse sex and love. just because she touches your dick does not mean she gives a fuck about you, it just means you got a dank cock.
always open doors, pull out chairs, and pay (if she’ll let you) for your date. bitches like that shit.
you can say...
the hardest part of rollerblading is telling your parents that you’re gay
uh oh.
I turned in a rough draft for the final paper in islamic philosophy yesterday and i just got any email from my professor saying that i needed to come in to his office hours tomorrow for some serious discussion. im so nervous.
should i be worried?
hooray.
getting ready for the three hours of the office on tbs. yay!
nothing cures a cold like a night on the couch with my favorite tv shows!
So you have invented Twitter. Congratulations.... →
somehowsomeway:
suckafuck:
via John Gruber
If you do any sort of freelance work, design work, or just have a dickhead for a boss, this will be the best thing you read all day. Doing spec work, or worse, devaluing your work for a client is the fastest way to lose motivation and to hate what you do for a living. Design is service-based, but most people see no value in the service and little in...